The next major update of these pages should be,
if all things are equal,
and the winds in the right direction,
and the tide's not to high,
and Mrs Mclinty's cow isn't sick,
and I'm not on holiday,
and it's not to cold,
and the sea's not too wet,
and the nights are not too long,
and it's not too dark,
and I'm sober enough,
and I'm not playing too much Quake,
and spring is in the air,
and the birds are still singing,
and I remember the date,
and I'm not working too late,
and winter hasn't come early,
and I don't try installing Win98 again,
and again,
and my kids aren't using the computer,
sometime,maybe
on the first of November.
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